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Following a sex hex gone wrong, magical matchmakers Dorcas and Ambrose Lowell have been exiled to the tiny town of Big Knob, Ind., where they're soon drawn to Sean Madigan, whose green eyes and carpenter's body have for years bewitched the town's females.

Score: 5 !!!

I love Terry Pratchett!  His Discworld books are utterly brilliant.  This is the 2nd book in the Discworld series, but they can be read out of order without distress--he's a master of that.  Really, anyone who can read should read these books.  I can't imagine anyone disliking them.  They're that good.