Real Vampires Live Large

It's not easy to keep a boyfriend, run a business, and survive for centuries as one of the immortal dead...

It was bad enough when a sexy Scottish vamp bit me while I was feelinga bit... bloated. But when a frustrated vampire hunter firebombs my vontage clothing boutique, I'm ready to pitch a fit. Then my long-time, some-time lover takes off in a rage to hunt the hunter and prove himself worthy of me -- or something manly like that....

Written by the Gerry Bartlett, best selling author of Real Vampires Have Curves, Real Vampires Live Large is an excellent read with equal parts mystery and romance, with a little humor tossed in. Glory is the the vampire for the every day woman. Not petite or rail thin as vamps are often portrayed, Glory is a volumptuous vamp surrounded by smaller women (also vamps). She has cheetos cravings, wishes she could have lipo and for it to actually stick, survives firebombs designed to destroy her and her other vamp friends, fights Energy Vampires as well as vampire hunters out to kill her, argues with her on again off again boyfriend that she can defend herself, takes care of her shape shifting dog/bodyguard, and runs a business all in a day's work.   

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.