BATCAVE 7: BATT E

Can we RSS feed this page?  I am trying to figure out how to do this.

Happy 4th. 

If it's still the 4th in Merica. Sounds like youse all having a
crappy time. Keep it up., I don't dismember this name being on any
list, but then I don't dismember much these days. Ole Widder's Brain,
or that's my hexcuse. Not that I don't think it's a terribubble name
and we should keep it. Nope. But should Satire be in bidness for
herself?

Went to the zoo today. Before I went, I rioted a 2,000
werd shorn story. Who said that could happen? And since I was tarred
before I went, the zoo was packed. I got real close to the tigger cuz
the keeper had a hurty back and I had to pass him the meet to feed
tigger. Birani isn't a handsome tigger neither and it wasn't a thrill
to be that close to him. Did the same dooty at the brown bears. They is
huge critters and I don't lub them to bits.

Valkyrieshornstoryrioter&bear&tiggerfeeder

Someone had this name on a list, Valkyrie. I have no idea what it means, but that's not surprising.

-- Guanna

I think this cave name might have been inspired by the gnu movie 'Wall-E', about the little trash compacting robot who finds lurve. Which is a movie I don't really want to see (I do but I think Aimless wants to see something else)

Off to daddy-bat duty. Hopefully enough peoples will be on the roads for daddy-bat to gripe. I have to give him something to do.

Missmell

I don't dismember this name being on any
list,

It was on my list I made. Heh. Finally. I named a cave.

I'm lauraing today. Yay, me.

~Lurid

It appears the noose of my moose has paralyzed the thread. I have placed the keed thriller krown on my moose's head and it's quite fetching, I must say.

Now, while the moose is preening, I shall attempt to capture it, for it has remained elusive thus far.

-- Guanna

I tried the RSS feed on this thread, and it worked I guess.  I've never used that before.  It had all the posts listed in reverse chronoligical order (don't you love how bad spelling is okay in the cave; don't have to hit the backspace), and I clicked on the one chrlonoligically following my last post, and it went directly there.  the true test is to see if this works once we have multiple pages.  however, once we have 100 posts, will I really want a listing going on at that point?  I'll try it for one cave and let bats know if it's dysfumctional or whawt.

*passes Lurid Hooked On Phonics and Dialing Your Cell Phone For Dummies*

NotBecky 

The rest of you have lives, or at least something better to do than compulsively check the cave.

I'm assuming the dude stopped because he was also laughing too hard to drive?

Yes, we are home. No, the kids did not kill each other...howsomever we did have to kill several ticks. (shudder) Have I mentioned how much I truly hate ticks? I think they saw us yankees coming and decided to head north. Must be a southern conspiracy to rise again.

Took gatorlings to see WALL-E today. Didn't laugh one little bit.

~~Gator

Aimless, how dare you answer Becky's phone. How very disconcerting to be calling Becky and be greeted "Hi Lurid." Um. Gee. Becky doesn't call me Lurid. For some weird reason, Becky calls me "Laura." Aimless is a BeckyImposter. I tell ya, "A" and "B" look batsolutely identikill. They does. That's me story and I's stickin' to it.

In udder gnus, it's raining. Cranks, Slosh.

~Lurid

It weren't me who drecked Valkyrie's IM with Star Drek quotes, and you cain't prove it was.

~LuridTrainingLaundryBecauseItWon'tDoItself...

Wish I could say I'd exercised my lazy today, but it didn't werk out
as planned. I started doing tax drek for the late, unlamented coughee
shop and found I doesn't have a vital bit of paper from the settlement.
Will this wretched place never be gone?

 Checked out the new
Lurid webbie. First up came the squizzy bluey background, reminding me
of those funny images you has to squint at to see an image buried
there. Then the rest of the site came up before I could start
squinting. Doncha think it's mean of Lurid to say that sPam will be
banned and deleted? I'd protest if I wuz sPam. This is blatant
decriminalization. 

In udder gnus, there's no udder gnus.

Valkyrie 

guanna what are you doing up at this un godly hour? Here in NY its now 7am but your post says 5:30 actually 6:30 my time but its like 330 by you. get some sleep batty gal. I thought you were off the night hours. unthanks for the linky.

Catty, Aimless and I saw 'Hancock' and Aimless said the same thing you did about the ending. It did suck pond-water but I think it was because of two things, 1) this movie was probably written by committee so that would account for a few things that didn't add up for me, and 2) franchise.

Now 'Get Smart' (which we also saw), was way too dang funny. I lurved the tv show and the movie was funny as all get out. I really wanted to see more Alan Arkin on screen though- that guy is such a cranky-butt.

And I've already read the Sunday paper, been to the grossery store, and will now commence to sit on my behind and drink coffee.

Missmell

This morning when I was in the grossery store I got to the check out and the young woman checking me out was grooving along to the song playing on the PA system- "Come As You Are" by Nirvana. So as we're packing up my grosseries I comment that I remember when that song came out and she actually went "No way?".

I told her I was a senior in high school when that song came out and she made an interesting comment about how she wished that things now were like they were back then. I don't know about that time (I really hated high school and couldn't wait to get out) but it was intersting exchange.

Or as my daddy-bat said to me a few days ago- 'Ha ha, your music and stuff is now getting old.'

Missmell

Passes the hurk bucket to Lurid then cautiously steps back.

Hope you feel better soon.

Missmell

Opted out of church today.  What am I doing instead?  Watching Barbie Mermaidia with Dizzy.  Grah.  Trying to work on WIPs.  Grah.  And my dammmm tooth hurts.  Is this normal?  It started throbbing again, so I'm wondering if it is infected.

Did I mention I'm watching BARBIE?  I'm experiencing the urge to vomit pink.

I went to the RNA conference this weekend and saw Katazz - gloat. She wuz being a proper rioter and answered rioterly questions on a panel. She aimlessed at being rioterly so I'se telling.

Knell - tattlebat 

sPam would never make it in my cave. We keep it set to 80 or 82. Don't wanna pay a huge hellectric bill, and we's used to it and actually verra uncomfortable.

Yes, the ending to Hancock sucked pondwater. I still don't think they's planning see-quells, tho. Tied up all the threads too neatly for that IMO. Of course, I's never opposed to more Will Smith. Dude is HOT.

Took the Aimpests to the dog park this moaning and had no fun at all. Neither pooper ran around like crazy and wore themselves out. </cavespeak> On the way home, I passed this scraggly little dog trotting down the pavement, just looking flocking pitiful, and managed to catch him. WAY too hot in San Antonio for any aminal to be outside without shade and water, and I could tell this little guy had been out for days. He was shy but when I finally got him in the car (and in the A/C), he just lay right down and fell asleep almost instantly. Poor little guy was exhausted.

Well, he rode in the car just fine and didn't even blink at Simi and Bella, so I called Missmell and asked her to check if the Humane Society was open today. They were open only for adoptions but I decided to take him there anyway. (They only take pet surrenders at certain times on certain days, I'm sure due to overcrowding, and I purposefully didn't call first because it's harder to say no to someone who's already there!) Anyway, they said they make exceptions for rescues as long as they're not ill, then tested him for heartworms, he came out negative, so they took him in. He's dehydrated and skinny and has a bad sunburn (he had super-short white hair and white skin so I guess the Texazz sun burned him up, poor baby), but now he's got a place that will help him recover and a new chance for a home with people who won't dump him as soon as he becomes a nuisance. (NMNursence) <cavespeak> Don't bother fwapping that he gets a nice gnu home soon cuz I don't care a bit. He were a horrible oogly doggy anyways and I most certainly did NOT try to give him to Missmell, no matter what she sez.

And now to go see Wall-e yet again, this time with Missmell. She had to twist my wing to get me to go with her. Meanie.

Aimless

Yeah, I'm a meanie. But so's Aimless because she didn't warn me to bring a tissue or two with me. And also, I now have two songs from 'Hello Dolly' running through my head. I'd adopt Wall-E if I could

And she didn't really try to foist the doggie off on me. I just looked up the hours for the Humane Society is all. I have one pest and he's more than enough to deal with.

Missmell

"Hi big boy, m'name's Vigara."
"Wow! So, uh, what's up?"
"You and if it persists more than 4 hours just call me Doctor."

Jest watched that linkie you put up and all I can say is--hooDAMN I bet he had a headache after! Wow, that's not the slightest bit impressive as hell. I could totally do that. In fact, I'm dancing on top of Bella's noggin right now. What, you doubt me? Jest look over here and you'll see it... oh, yeah, nobatty can see me through the screen. Well, then you'll jest hafta take my word for it.  Would I lie?

Aimtotallyhonestatalltimes

I lurve the little zits that form where fireants sting.  They's the coolest things evah.

Aimpoppingzitsonherfeet