BATCAVE 3: THE AMAZING MAZE

Me?

Edited to add: Neener neener. 

Achewerally, Spam, I DID.  Haha.  Although, technically I suppose Satire did when she posted the gnu linky.

Could the Aimspawn have been any more annoying tonight? ARGH! It's a good thing for them that I've discontinued spankings or they'd both be limping tomorrow. Fussing, fighting, arguing, refusing to listen, picking on each other, not staying in bed, making noise, and when I finally made 'em stop getting out of bed, they started calling the dog. What's the big deal about that? Well, there's two Aimspawn. There's only one dog.

I think you can see where that's heading, and if you can't, clearly you ain't a payrent.

Now Firebug keeps hissing--not even guano guess why. I'm pretending I don't hear him. I really don't want to argue anymore tonight, because if I do, my head might explode all over my jest-Laured living room.

Aimpissed {^^}

Not laughing at Guanna and Bron.  I, thank dog, caught my email before sending it as Tintits one night.  Not sure who it was  two.  Jest not glad I caught it.

Anybatty else think that kissing scene shoulda been at a different angle on that thar Jodi's MySpaz?  

I guess whomevah did laundry after I did yesterday, put in a red crayon.  That was so BH wood recognize his unmentionables when they came out of the wash.  Sooo unglad I washed mine foist. Yes, he does his own laundry. That was his idea.  

C4 asked me how I gnu XOXO ment *gack* hugs and kisses.  Tole him I was smart.  He believed me!  I got him fooled.  

Tintits 

And now they've made the connection to bats. My secret identity is ruined!

So I admitted that I'm not human. I am a bat who feeds on chocolate at night. I instructed them to lock their doors, windows and belfries.

I'll never live this down. More than once I've typed the name, caught myself and changed it. This time I goofed. It's usually when I visit the cave and then visit my classroom. Stoopid Guanna. I's an idjit sometimes.

Thank goodness I teach comedy. I can purtend it was on purpose.

Meanwhile, I's exhausted from more heavy duty cleaning today. I have made real progress, however. Soon, even more portions of mess will be gone. My place will never be clean in the Lurid sense, but for me, this is spotless.

-- Guanna

)))))))Valkyrie(((((((. 

I've got the OBH.  I stink my cold has morphed into a sinus infection, plus I've got an earache.  Should be tons of fun at werk with 24 screaming kiddos. 

Gnu cave is way too shiny.  We need to dreckafy it a bit.

Chigger

Put some hotel pics on sTony's blog...

I'm not getting paid enough to dress up.  Besides, if one has to shurk in the middle of the night, one ought to get to wear her jammies. 

So, I'm not fwapping nekkid, just in housedress/nightie.  I call it a nightgown, but my MIL wears something almost exactically like this *in old fart MIL colors* to breakfast at the old folks' home, and when I tease her about it, she claims it is a housecoat and perfectly fine to wear in "public."  "Besides, everyone else wears their pajamas to breakfast."

Good for them.

If I go to breakfart in a "hotel" where everyone wears pj's to breakfart, I hope it is a Sandals resort or somesuch, and I am not in a room full of antiquarians observing them in various states of dress/undress. 

I am keeping my secret identity seacrud so far.  Except that DH keeps looking over my shoulder when I am on the confuzer, so he knows about my eH login name (see above indication of my crush on Johnny Depp).  He says to me during an amorous embrace, "When are you going to love me enough to change your last name from Depps to _______(DH's last name)?"  Sigh. 

Why can't I have any fun without DH making me feel guilty?  I suppose I wouldn't like it if he nicknamed himself Darren Alba or something, but whatever. 

Does that mean you stay home too and miss shurk? Or does step mom watch him?

Tarred. What's gnu? I hate this cold, and I'm ready to pass it along.

Regarding HD DVD vs Bluray--Disney has been doing only Bluray, Walmart has decided not to carry HD DVDs any more, and there was an announcement on the gnus today that Toshiba is no longer developing or manufacturing the HD-DVD players.  So I guess you better go Bluray.

Let's have the One Bat Quit and all give notice. Wither that, or outlaw ninth graders.

Catty

Let's not just outlaw 9th graders.  Let's outlaw everyone who bugs us.  Like Tom Cruise.  "not in my reality"

Fine Gloat.  I haven't written a word in days.  If you keep that up, disGracie, you may be akuzed of aimlessing.  Watch out.

Tintits 

I'm feeling almost bat-like again. This after a week of feeling like I should jest go crawl unner a rock and die. Mebbe tonight, after everybatty has goned to bed, I kin riot.

P~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!! to youse all.

~Lurid

Not swishing Valkyrie goof luck with gnu job or nuffin'.

DisGrace, tell dh that "Depps" is your secrud identity so that you won't have to worry about stalker fans and such. Hey, we already have one bat with a stalker, we don't need any more!

Did you know that the local mall closest to me does NOT sell a certain type of stuffed animal? Well, they don't. That sux. Now I will have to go to different place Thursday while grossery shopping, and I might just have to buy some chocorat to ease my depression at the thought of not finding said stuffed animule.

It's moaning. Fortunately, not 5am, witch is an hour that doesn't exist in this household.

DisGrace, I haven't rioted anywhere near that for ages. I've been trying to work on another project for uni, and telling myself I can't riot on my dreck until I finish this project, so I'm doing neither. Today I will try to achieve something. On both of them.

)))))Valkyrie((((( Bat luck with the job application.

I haven't been off the block since Saturday, so I'm going into town today. Guano enter my bliss socks and a skein of very boring (not cavespeak) yarn into the Harmidale show - they're all I have to enter, but I only enter to make sure there are some entries and support the Show. Just remembered that I could also enter one of my handwoven bookmarks as well - that being the total of my spinning and weaving for the year. 

Discovered last night that as well as her stiff back-end, and other assorted medical problems, The Princess Dog has a lump on her side. So, I get to phone the vet for another appointment, and get to take her in sometime soon.

Yeah, git a yob, Valkyrie, so you can join the rest of us employed whingers (NYW).

)))Princess Lumpy Dawg(((

Am baking a roast beast for dinnah tonight. We's havin' roast beast dip sammiches for dinnah.

~Lurid

spam? hotel? are you buying Lex's hotel? what are you, nutz?

Bron? does Boredom call you bronwhine just to get back at you?

Slosh? Why do you want the air force to show up for coffee?

aimless? you aimlessing anything?

guanna? what happened to your song in the UK?

and what the flip are those men doing to my toilets?

the rest of you bats: ask yourselves any questions then answer them. I'm bored. Not boredom or I'd make a better salary and see kualahs occasionally. I'd also have to be a lezbeen or something. Difficult to explain to all families involved. Best to remain bored. 

Miskate, not quite buying the moantel. But at a $1000 a week to stay here, it sure feels like it. Bad part is, we didn't even sell $3000 worth of portraits these last 3 days, so we's not pulling our wait.

Anudder bad thing is...we don't get tomorrow off! We's beat, frustrated, discouraged, and tarred. We needed a day off after driving 1200 miles and going straight to werk. Now we don't get a day off until Sunday, and they'll probably have us packing up and moving across the state that day--or else they'll send us home cuz we suck.

I"m totally in for the OBQ! Where duz I sign up? And sTony sez he's in, too.

Valkyrie, are youse SURE youse wants a job? If'n you do, you kin have mine. Really, no problem. I'd love to give it to ya.

MisKate, in my state it's a legal requirement to have a gap in the toilet door, or otehr similar strategy in case a burst of gas comes up from the sewerage. Apparently, in a small space, this can be dangerous without some way for the gas to hexcape. If they're doing stuff with your sewerage mains, and want you to keep the toilet lid closed, I'd also be suggesting that nobat in your household closes the door right up while they're in there for a few days. Very batty, I know.

I've decided to run away from home.

dd is traveling to Israel for classes for a few months. Her flight with BA was problems with baggage so they gave her a direct flight but it meant changing from JFK to Newark.  DH had to drive her from JFK to Newark.  Hope they give her additional compensation for the inconvenience and cost beside the direct flight on Continental. 

Spam, first you'd have to be HOME before you could run away from same. 

Dizzy is the beech from hell tonight.  Poor thing doesn't feel good either.  Do I care?  I'm sick, and I'm supposed to be werking. 

yes Karma does do a number.

It's all for your eddification, sPam, to make you a batter poison.