Mine is being one persnickety bitch. First, she doesn't like the color of her hair, then it's who she's with. Now she just wants to change it and add in a grisly murder. Murder???? Huh???
Honest to God...i'm going to shoot her.
On the other hand - i did hear a joke today. Apparently a guy went to a strip bar and the girl in front of him was dancing. She bent down for some money and he gave her some fake bills.
"Hey! This is fake money!" She yelled.
The customer said, "Those are fake breasts!"
Ok...it's getting late, i've been up early and i'm a tad punchy. I'll leave my muse alone. Maybe tomorrow she'll allow me to finish what i started.
Night all!
Nini :)
Participating author in Summer 2008 Pass the Plot
Powerful Women's Motto:
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...
'Oh hell! She's awake!!'
Thanks!!!!
Love your joke, Nini, and the powerful woman's motto. I have shared the motto with some people and they all love it. I believe I may just pass on your joke as well. Thanks!!!
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