The Great Knackered Debate (or I'm home from San Francisco)

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The Great Knackered Debate I'm home from RWA's conference in San Francisco!  It was a delightful time, although I'm still exhausted!  My big news is I won a prize for my pajamas at the eHarlequin Pajama party!!  (Pics on my website at www.HollyJacobs.com/photos.html) and I got my 25 book pin from Harlequin!!  Okay, so you all know that I'm a sea of calmness, but this had me a bit excited (and truly that's the biggest understatement I've ever made to all of you!  LOL)!  But of all the fun of meeting up with friends and readers, and getting eHarlequin pj awards and 25 book pins, there was a bit of a thorn in my conference.  It's known as the Great Knackered Debate.  It's a black cloud of confusion hanging over Hollyworld.  And it all has to do with words. You see, I aspire, beyond aspiration, to visit the UK someday soon!  My lovely, lovely friend Kate Walker (and her equally lovely dh who has a birthday this weekend...Happy Birthday!!) live there.  So, as soon as my kids are done sucking my money, I'm off to the UK to visit.  And when I have the chance, I try to add to my UK vocab.  For instance, Kate introduced me to the word "lovely."  It just seems to spill out whenever we're together.  And loo...I always try to figure out what to call a bathroom.  So, I've got that.  And some days for kicks and giggles I like to have a swear in British day...bloody hell.  It sounds so refined.  Spill the milk?  Bloody hell.  Yes, I'm definitely more dignified as I mop it up. I can swear and go to the bathroom when I visit...but I'm still always trying to add to my UK vocab. During the eHarlequin pajama party (have I mentioned it's a good time???) Biddy taught me the word "knackered."  As in, "I'm knackered."  For the non-UKers, that means I'm tired...or does it? That's the debate.  The day after the party, I was visiting with Kate and mentioned the conference already had me knackered.  I just slipped it into the conversation, feeling oh-so ready for my trip. Kate gave me a look drenched in concern and possibly a bit of shock, and asked me to repeat myself. "I'm knackered?" I said with less force and certainty than the first time.  Maybe I'd misheard Biddy? "Holly, do you know what knackered means?" "Uh...tired?"  Kate nodded, and I felt a bit of relief, until she said, "But..."  (But is never a good word in this case.)  "But, not just tired.  Tired after..."  There was a bit of a hesitation, because our lovely Kate is every bit a lady.  Her voice dropped and she said, "Well, it's more tired after..." "After." Even lower now.  "After one has been with a man." Oh no. I'd been telling everyone I was knackered while I was in California and my dh was in Pennsylvania.  That's just not right (or accurate!)! "That Biddy," I muttered.  I knew who I'd be looking for. I found her not much later.  "Biddy, how could you?  Knackered indeed."  I explained my conversation with Kate then added, "How could you allow me to tell people I was tired after...well..."  I hesitated because like Kate I'm the paragon of propriety and decorum (okay, stop LOL) and I whispered, "I was tired after sexual relations, not just tired." Poor Biddy looked ever more confused. "Knackered," I whispered, which is not a very effective mode of communication at a loud party, because Biddy still looked confused. "Knackered," I said much more loudly. Still nothing. "Knackered," I shouted. "No, no Holly.  It CAN be that, but it can also just be tired." "But Kate said--" "Kate has a dirty, dirty mind."  (Biddy said those words with her very lovely accent...it sounded so much better than when I say it.) Biddy went so far as to check with the Mills Boon editors who assured her I could be knackered, and she promised to check on the origins of the word.  But still, I'm not sure...to knacker or not to knacker, that's the question. Anyone want to weigh in?? Holly

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And here's Biddy...I can only get one pic to load in the blog!

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I spent 2 months in England

I spent 2 months in England and have lived in Europe for 20 years (surrounded by Brit-speak) and I have never heard Kate's definition of knackered.

The American's Guide to Speaking British (http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml) defines knackered as follows:

Knackered -
The morning after twenty pints and the curry, you'd probably feel
knackered. Another way to describe it is to say you feel shagged.
Basically worn out, good for nothing, tired out, knackered.

So, I have to conclude, with Biddy, that Kate (the prim) WalkerSurprised does indeed have a very dirty mind.Wink

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knackered

Knacker comes from a knacker's yard or glue factory, where they send  old horses. it is listed as such in Webster's and the OED.  A knacker  buys old horses for their skin and bones.

So I am knackered means I am tired/worn out, or I am ready for the knacker's yard.

A knacker of a horse is one that is ready to be sent to the glue factory.

My dh will use it as this case is a knacker -- meaning it has no hope of success and therefore is dead.

I am cream crackered is the cockney slang equivalent.

Kate is Lincolnshire/Yorkshire lass but I have NEVER heard it used in her sense. She does have a dirty mind though.

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Poor Kate

Frenchie and Michelle, That's two on Biddy's side of the Knackered debate, along with the Mills Boon editors.  Poor, poor Kate!  LOL  Holly

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too funny

Holly, I can understand your concern and potential embarrassment. But language is fluent (pun, intended) and usage changes. 

 

Take "screwed", for instance.  "I really got screwed on that" could bring to mind several different images. Especially if you write for Blaze. We Superromance authors, of course, would take the high road and assume the speaker was talking about the mechanic who tweaked your transmission when all you really needed was your radiator flushed. (Which, in the hands of certain authors, could sound dirty.)

 

Deb, lending her support to Kate, even though it sounds like Biddy was right

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LOL  You're oh-so right, Deb!  My kids assure me I can't keep up with American English, I stand no chance with the UK version!

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Holly can't take the mick

Pretty sure I wet myself. Having lived over in the UK for awhile and having grown up with a Scottish gran...Holly, I'm pretty sure you can use knackered, however, I love to say I'm shagged every once in awhile.

When I first got over there, I'd try to say things and my dear, lovely friend would look at me and say, "Heather, you can't take the mick." and she'd giggle. So, I say to you in my lovely, fake, british accent that cannot be defined in one certain area in the UK. "Holly, you can't take the mick."

Tongue out

Thanks for the laugh and the picture of Kate. Feels like forever since I've heard that lovely voice and recieved one of her awesome hugs.

Rae

Ahem . . .

I do not have a dirty mind!Surprised

I have a very  very lively, lovely mind  and one that isn't even grubby.

But Miss Biddy is trying to dodge the issue . . I quote from the English-to-American Dicitonary:

 knackered adj very tired; beat. It has a slightly more dodgy meaning as it technically describes being exhausted after sex. You can get away with it in everyday conversation but bear in mind that everyone knows the true meaning too. The “knacker's yard” was once a place where old horses were converted into glue. Where the sexual connotations came from is anyone's guess.

 

and Wikipedia:

 A knacker is a person in the trade of  rendering animals that are unfit for human consumption, such as ]horses that can no longer work. This leads to the slang expression "knackered" meaning very tired, or "ready for the knacker’s yard", where old horses are slaughtered and made into dog food and glue. A knacker's yard or knackery is the place this takes place, as opposed to a slaughterhouse  where animals are slaughtered for human food. It can also be used to refer to tiredness after sexual intercourse.

 The Urban Dictionary also has some rather less polite definitions too,

 I rest my case. Wink

Holly it was so lovely to see you. You really must come to England - and we won;t mind what you say or how you say it!

 And Rae I missed you too. It's been too long since I heard your unique laugh!

Kate who has only just arrived home after a 21 hour journey from SF and so is - a trifle fatigued herself!Wink

 

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shagged ?

umm ... doesn't "shag" mean to do the deed?  ... so when a person says "I'm shagged", um doesn't that mean what Kate said knackered meant?  

I'm just thinking of all that lingo from Austin Powers ... he seemed to like to "shag" alot Wink    ...

now there's a Britishism for kissing or making out, that I can't remember, that was rather neat   ... anyone?

sorry, Holly ... I'm tempted to agree with Kate's definition only because knackered sounds about how it feels!  Wink  Embarassed 

great pics Holly!  ... thanks so much for sharing  :D

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Rae, LOL I've not tried Shag...I'm nervous now.  <g>  I don't know if I can even imagine telling anyone that they can't take the mick!  LOL  And we missed you in San Francisco.  Maybe next year in DC?? Ah, there's my lovely, lovely Kate!  And yes, you do make a very good defense!  LOL  Despite your dirty mind, you do know I love you beyond all bounds??  Right??  LOL  And I've already told my dh I'm off to England as soon as our last child departs for college.  So, I've got a couple more years to work on my terminology!  LOL  A friend was telling me that while at Oxford, a friend was playing with the buttons on her tear-away pants (the sport kind with buttons all the way down the side), and she hollered, "Don't touch my pants."  Er, she should have said trousers...since everyone turned to look at her since pants are undies there!  Sorry for the long trip.  It's so nice to be home, isn't it?? Language...a tricky, tricky thing!  Anyone else with tricky words or phrases in other countries?? Holly

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Katherine, LOL  See, I can't even say shagged.  I'm going to walk through the UK just pointing and making signs! Glad you liked the pictures.  I'm kicking myself for all the friends I missed.  I did get one of Tanya Michaels and me at our workshop, but didn't get one of Nancy Warren and me at ours.  SIGH Holly

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Holly - I'd watch those

Holly - I'd watch those signs and the pointing also.....they could get you in trouble as well.Embarassed

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LOL You know me too well!  I'm going to have to have an interpreter!  LOL

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Ahem!

On the whole 'knackered' debate, I agree that the original use of the word was as Kate said... HOWEVER it is now perfectly allowable to be used as to just mean tired. This was the way I used it when talking with the lovely Ms Jacobs. In fact until the great debate was started I hadn't heard 'knackered' being used in that way since I was a child. 

My dad, being from Liverpool and having a fine use of British slang, has always used it to mean 'tired' so I am merely a product of my upbringing!

The use of 'shagged' to mean tired is also allowed but personally I'd go with knackered.  

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Biddy,

 I'm so glad you came in and joined the debate!  I have to tell you, that you and Cathy and the Great Knackered Debate were a real highlight of my conference.  Not only because worrying about whether I'm knackered or not was fun, but also because the two of you were truly  a blast.

And I'm just...wait for it, wait for it...chuffed that I got a chance to know you better!  (I did that one right, right??)

Holly--the world famous English user!

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I have a very  very


I have a very  very lively, lovely mind  and one that isn't even grubby.

 

Sure you do, Kate.  We believe you! Right ladies?Wink

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Chuffed!

Well it was a slow start for me this morning which is why I was a little late. I'm still in SF and was out partying with two Harlequin authors last night and was a little the worse for wear. 

It was great getting to know you, hopefully next year in Washington will be even better!

And yes... that was the correct use of 'chuffed', you will be fluent by the time you get to the UK!!

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Knackered, shagged, etc.

Hmm. This is fascinating. I remember when my boys found out what Ron Weasley meant when he mentioned "snogging." Lots of disgusted eye rolling that their man Ron was interested in chicks.

I love that in Erie, Pennsylvania there is someone cultivating a British lifestyle. That's such a lovely little concept to contemplate. I'll imagine Holly at the Whippy Dip excusing herself to go to the loo. 

My critique partner is British so I'll have to throw in a "knackered" and see what she thinks.

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Frenchie, LOL Kate is so much a lady that she even gave me permission to tease her mercilessly on this blog!  She is my loveliest of friends! Biddy,  I wish I was still there too...hanging with you.  Okay, that's a lie.  I'm completely happy to be home, but I would have loved spending more time with you!  I'd be chuffed.  (I think I'm keeping that word...it seems rather safe!  LOL)  We definitely have a date in DC.  I'll amaze you with all the English English I'll pick up between now and then! <g> Ellen, LOL  I'll give that a try at the Whippy Dip.  LOL (I'll take you there when you come visit if it's still open!)  Oh, and do give us your CP's Knackered opinion! Oh, and for those who follow my garden reports, tonight was a from the garden meal!  Our first corn on the cob, beans, tomatoes, green peppers, grilled zucchini and yellow squash.  Oh, yum!! Holly

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I'm in NZ

and as we inherited lots of our things from the Motherland that is GB I say knackered a lot - but not in Kate's sense! We have a rhyming version actually which I say more often and that's:

'I'm cream crackered'

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always said that she was going to see Mrs. Murphy when she needed to go to the loo.  I don't know if that is an English expression or not.

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I remember that in UK, s.t. meant sanitary towel (which is sanitary napkins here in US) .  I remember when I first came to the States, I asked my college roommate where I could go to buy s.t. & then had to further explain what I meant Embarassed ( that's almost thirty years ago ).

For the older Chinese generations (my great grandma time), during 'the time of the month' or 'periods', they would say to their husbands: "I am busy, my Eldest Auntie is visiting".  Then, in my teen years, almost every teens quote that grandma's sayings as a crude joke Wink, when the girls were moody or didn't want to go out. That phrase is still being used/quoted nowadays.

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In defence of the dirty

Hey all.  :-)

I have to defend the lovely Queen Kate, here.  When I was a child, I was told off for using 'knackered' because it meant worn out by sex... but it has outgrown that meaning by many decades by now....

Now it just means worn out, (I'm knackered) or broken (the car's knackered).

But Kate was still winding you up, Holly...  ;-) 

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Oh, Natalie, I love I'm cream crackered!  LOL  I'm going to have to start my own travel guide to other country's slang.  New Zealand is way high on my list of places to visit!  So, now I'm good there!  LOL  And thanks.  I know you all realize I'm a calm creature by nature (stop laughing...I can be calm...when I'm sleeping) but my excitement over the pin took my excitement to new heights! Kaelee, LOL Ah, Mrs. Murphy is so discreet!  Love it! Orchid, We always called that time "Martha" when I was back in school.  As in, Martha's here.  She must be Eldest Auntie's sister! Anna, Seriously, it was so great seeing you as well!!  You guys were so much fun!  And my great knackered debate has been so much fun...thanks for that!!  Our Kate's been a good sport about the debate!! Holly

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so funny

What about Aunt Flo? As in "Aunt's Flo's visiting this week, so maybe I won't go swimming." I'm so glad S.T./S.N.s have changed for the better.

 

Holly, I think it's safe to say your trip to SF left you knackered. I would try that but most people already think I talk strangely. Best stick to the English they know.

 

Cheers! Or should I say "Ta!"

 

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Deb,  I have heard of Martha's friend, Aunt Flo!  LOL  I have no idea the origin of Martha's name. But I really do like the sound of knackered.  And Kate assured me that when I have a "Swear In British" day and say Bloody H&*& I'm totally okay! Ta!  LOL Holly

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I only know knackered as in

I only know knackered as in fit for the knackers yard, I never heard Kate's version till today. Perhaps it varies from region to region or on generations.

I've been sitting back, reading this blog...

...while chortling to myself.  I'm learning British slang that I've not heard of before.  Holly, the 'Knackered' story is hilarious, written vividly enough that I can well imagine the scenario in my mind!  Love it! Smile

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More knackered!!

Nell, That was our final assessment...it varies from place to place!  Which means, even if it's okay to use, I still have to be careful, 'cause I don't know which region is which!  LOL Amanda, LOL I spent the rest of the conference feeling knackered, but afraid to say so!  LOL  Holly

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I'm knackered just reading!

What fun Holly. And Kate and Biddy, you're precious! Lol

As for the loo- my dad always told us he had to go see a man about a horse/dog. I remember at first I'd get excited that we were getting another dog, or even better- a horse! Until Mom finally explained it to me. As a child, I think that had to be one of the worst days of my life. So many promises broken. lol

Um- Rae- 'can't take the mick'? Translation, please.

 

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I remember that expression too but I must have known what it meant or maybe I knew enough not to hope for a horse/dog. My family comes from Alberta and our provincial flower is a wild rose. My sister has five kids and there were often stops on the side of the road for nature's call. She started to call it making a rose bush. My Dh and I travelled a lot and always sent home postcards for the kids. If we were in Colorado for example one postcard would be of their state flower, a blue columbine. The comment would be that we didn't make a rose bush here but a blue columbine. We were at the zoo one day with my sister's youngest teenage daughter and some her friends and a discussion came up about expressions used for going to the bathroom. I was laughing about making a rosebush and my niece got very upset with me as she still believed that was what happened 

Rae I think I need that translation also.

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RMAOLOL...Kate and Biddy, Knackered Again!!

So, I'm rewatching Buffy as my lunchtime treat and today, Faith's bad watcher used the word knackered.  I totally started LOL!! 

 I'll never hear the word again and not think of Kate and Biddy!

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chuffed? hmmm.....

Actually, Holly, I wouldn't be so confident about "chuffed".  Have you ever heard the expression "tighter than a gnat's chuff"?

Which I believe is very rude indeed.  Wink

Wish I could have been there in SF! 

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Hi, Julie!  I so wish you'd have been there!!  Maybe next year in DC??

 But seriously, Chuffed, too?  I'm going to have to come to the UK and use sign language!  (Although, if there are different rude gestures there I'm not aware of, that could be dangerous, too!)  LOL

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knackered

Hello, just entering the knackered debate, here in Australia knackered can mean the following: tired; tired after a hard days work; tired after hot sex; or to cut the testes off an animal such as a horse or calf. Hope this helps.

Nat

cut the testes off a.....HELLO!

Ok, I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard at you all, and imagining Holly in the land of Brollies and Wellies pointing and gesticulating with her interpreter for a judgement call re: Spotted Dick and Toad in the Hole.

One expression I have heard in reference to that time of the month is having a visit from one's Russian Aunt. I don't know how poor aunties are getting so maligned, but it is rather interesting. And I'm not even going NEAR the Great Knackered Debate...although I have heard it used in reference to being overly fatigued in the *coughs* more general sense.

I actually had a rather proper English boyfriend who would ask every now and then to *Give us a snog, then* and I always found it hilarious coming from someone who sounded like an announcer from the BBC!

Jayne

Now that we know about being knackered...

What's a Britishism for laughing so hard I'm going to wet my pants? Because that's what I'm doing right now.

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Asking my grandma!

I asked my grandma about this and she told me that knackered used to be a bit rude but now is accepted.  A bit like saying "I'm shagged" - people do say it to mean tired but it is frowned about as it is rude too.  I expect in 20 or so years it will be more accepted as knackered is.  Also "chuff" is a slang word for a ladies bits although it is perfectly acceptable to say "I'm chuffed to bits" = pleased.  Or as a version of swearing for you Holly - "chuffing hell" = "bloody hell".   As fo the slang for the "time of the month" we also use "I've got the painters in".  Isn't that charming.

 Our family are from Yorkshire so maybe that is why we know here that "knackered" can be a bit rude too.

I'm loving this thread, it is so fun.

chuffed

I'd forgotten about chuffed, over here it can also mean smoking marijuana, 'chuffing up a storm'      

we also have 'buggered' - can mean tired, but its foundations are in buggery, and 'friggin' is a word often used here in rural Queensland, its origin was from masturbation (sorry for the tech terms people), but it's used as an everyday word now, 20 years ago you didn't hear it much.  Ah well they say the language evolves with the society... that's not looking too healthy for the future really is it?

Oh, my Nat, I'm sure the cutting the testes off an animal wasn't what I meant when I was knackered!!  LOL  Maybe we'll have to have a follow up conversation about Australian-English.  LOL  Oh, and now if I'm chuffed, I'm lighting up, and I'll confess, I do use bugger when I have a swear in English Day.  But didn't know the origins. Jayne, Poor, poor Russian Aunts!  And I'm RMAOLOL about your snogging BBC announcer-esque boyfriend's request! Dream, Oh, seriously, wouldn't an eHarlequin get-together be perfect?  We'd all stay in pj's all day long!  If only I hit the lottery...the party will be on me! Hullfire, Oh, my goodness, I soooo love "I've got the painters!"  Seriously, I'm chuffed to bits over it!  LOL  (Uh, and not Nat's smoking maryjane sort of chuffed...seriously, you've all hung out with me sober, the thoughts of me under the influence of anything are scary, aren't they?  <g>) Holly

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Australian words

Oh my, you Americans say some things that make us Aussie cringe, because here they mean something totally different... for example:

Rooting - American for cheering/barracking

             - Australian for having sex

Fanny - American bottom

           - Australian vagina

Bum   - American hobbo

          - Aussie bottom/arse

oh the list goes on.....

Australian-English!

Oh, my Natalie!  I'm going to have such a touch time traveling!  LOL  I knew the different bum, but not the rooting and fanny ones!  LOL Holly

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Versions of English

Imagine: a group of English speaking people (who haven't attended Professors Holly Jacobs' & Kate Walker's & NatalieH's continue education classes blogs), and they are from UK, US & Australia, .... , talking, signing, ordering food, etc ...

Well, use your imagination! Wink

Orchid

Orchid

I'm having a great time imagining the misunderstandings and the problems that could result from  the misuse of all the words we've been talking about in these posts. It could be amazing!  And embarrassing.

 How great of you to award Holly and myself a Professorship as a result. I'm honoured!

 The trouble is, I've been trying to write all day and I keep pausing to wonder if the words I'm using will still mean the same when the book hits America!  At least I'm not talking about fannies or rooting - which had the same meanings in the UK as in Australia.

It's a wonder we ever dare talk to anyone!Smile

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Orchid,  I have been paying attention, but I'd be afraid.  I mean, I could say I had a BLT for lunch and not know if those initials meant something totally different in the UK or Australia!  LOL And Professor Kate, I'm part of a novella out in the UK in December, and I'm suddenly very, very nervous.  I'm desperately trying to remember the story...I know I sent them all out to eat.  Goodness knows what they ordered, and how it may be construed!  LOL Professor Holly!

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Languages

I'd be scared to go to the UK or Australia and talk or sign after following this discussion. Yell

Isn't strange how we all speak ENGLISH and yet we can get ourselves in trouble talking to each other.  I find it fascinating. 

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The only good thing is most people have a sense of humor about the mistakes and differences.  Maybe we could make T-shirts..."Trying to Speak English-English (or Australian-English)...Please Be Patient With Me!"  LOL

 Or, "I'm about knackered trying to figure out English slang!"  LOL

Holly

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Holly

LOL about the t-shirt idea.  I think I'd go with the "Trying to Speak English-English.....Please be Patient with Me."Embarassed

You're right most people do understand and have a sense of humor.  

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she lives near Horsham in the south of Australia ... she was telling me how she had to take her dog in for the "big chop" and that he wasn't very happy about it  ... and then she elaborated by saying "you know to be denackered ... he has been itted"  .... I roared and told her about this blog and all the confusion over "knackered"  ... we had a great chuckle

btw, she agrees with Prof. Kate ... and said it's been so long she could barely remember how it felt to be "knackered" .... which lead into even more sputters and chokes

 

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