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DEAR KITTY LIT ~~

by HockeyJock on August 13th, 2008, 10:58pm Login or Register to post comments
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Dear Kitty Lit --

My Mom and Dad rescued my older sister and I from the Humane society 12 years ago.  We had a good life until they brought home this cute little guy cat a couple of years ago.  He only weight 2.2 lbs. then but he's grown bigger than me now.  I weigh 13 lbs and he weighs 17 lbs.  My sister only weighs 8 lbs. but she's the boss of the whole house,  My sister plays with my new brother and he seems to want to make friends with me but I am so jealous.  After alll I was the Orange cat in the house for 9 years, So Kitty Lit do I continue to hiss at him when he goes by or what?

Amber in Appoloussa

**KALEE is Amber's Mommy** 

"I went to a FIGHT the other night...and a HOCKEY GAME broke out!! "
HockeyDET@comcast.net

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DEAR APPOLOUSSA AMBER ~~

Posted on August 13th, 2008, 11:17pm by HockeyJock

i will NEVER figure out why the Big People believe they have to put a boy cat into the lovely mix of just us girl cats and mess things all up!  One thing is for certain, some things have to change in order for your home to be happy again!  Your Sister is "The Mouth."  That's ok.  She's the take charge kind of gal that keeps you all together.

However, that means YOUR'E THE DIVA! Girlfriend, get those Prada's out and click your heels away!  Make sure Mommy buys her lil' DIVA a brass tiara, for if The Mouth and the Guy Cat don't do it the way you want them to, you may tell them to, "Kiss your Brass!"

Since the Guy Cat knows you're Fabulous and a Diva, you should (and Kitty Lit is aware this is difficult) attempt to not hiss at him so often.

Kitty Lit

 Please address all correspondance to: HockeyDET@comcast.net, and put ATTN: KITTY LIT somewhere in the subject line.

 

"I went to a FIGHT the other night...and a HOCKEY GAME broke out!! "
HockeyDET@comcast.net

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