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Guanna, it means there are caves named Batt A, B, C, and D out there somewhere. Or else it's getting late in Oz and I's a tarred bat from rioting and tigger feeding, so not making any sense. Very cave-E (get it?)

ValkyriE

If it's still the 4th in Merica. Sounds like youse all having a crappy time. Keep it up., I don't dismember this name being on any list, but then I don't dismember much these days. Ole Widder's Brain, or that's my hexcuse. Not that I don't think it's a terribubble name and we should keep it. Nope. But should Satire be in bidness for herself?

Went to the zoo today. Before I went, I rioted a 2,000 werd shorn story. Who said that could happen? And since I was tarred before I went, the zoo was packed. I got real close to the tigger cuz the keeper had a hurty back and I had to pass him the meet to feed tigger. Birani isn't a handsome tigger neither and it wasn't a thrill to be that close to him. Did the same dooty at the brown bears. They is huge critters and I don't lub them to bits.

Valkyrieshornstoryrioter&bear&tiggerfeeder

My werk here is dung.

Do not adjust your cave.

I can control the vertical.

I can control the horizontal,

As I take you to The Techno Zone.

Batty Froth of July, Merican batsies.

Valkyrie

Off to have home made pizza with fiends tonight, then zoo tomorrow.  

Laun-dree, perennial as grass,

As much fun as passing gas,

Laun-dree is not in my heart.

Laun-dree, its mountains surround me,

Its volume astounds me,

Each time I open the door.

Laun-dree, no words can describe you,

You're increasing in an endless tide,

All I want to do is hide.

Laun-dree, makes life not worth living,

It's only worth living,

With NO laun-dree.

Valkyrie

Bwahahahahahaha. I managed to not only start a Yahoo grope all by my batty self, but also to add a icon to the grope. That made me brave enuff to try to add one here. Don't know who that fimmel is, but she looks better than my old ratty chaise. The rc has gone with the wind.

Valkyrie 

Catty, I has to wait to git to Merica to have Toenail Crunch and Poo on a Stick. I went to the bank to odor Merican Munnee while it's at 95.9 to the Oz dollar, the best hexchange rate we's likely to get. Now I's odored and paid for my munnee, watch it go to 100 cents to the Oz Dollar. Watch it. I dares ya. Youse bats has funnee munnee. Ours is all purty colors, yours is all the same and green and crumpled. Why is I paying so much for used munnee?

Squawked to Bronbat too. She's tarred but happy to be out of hopsickle and away from quackerators, though she does have some therapy planned - of the retail kind.

Valkyrie 

Oooh, nobatty told me there was Poo on a Stick, my favorite. I didn't get there needer, Catty. Timing was all off.  So I didn't get to play wiv smilies. Why is bats playing wiv smilies. Shouldn't they be frownies?

I has to go do banking and udder fun stuff now. Misbehave youse selves while I's gone.

Valkyrie 

Relax, Whinges, Bronbat got sprung last night, but too late to post, like 11 pee em. She's taking things queasy today at the SydKnee defartment. Will probly check in later. I vote we all send her our WIPs by evilmail, since she's got nuffink else to do.

Did I menshun Pods are evil. I blame Whinges.

Valkyrie

off to phone some more famoose rioters.

And nearly choked on a Pod when I read Slosh's post. 

We hinderupt this barfday fest with good gnus from Bronbat's latest test. Mower details elsewhere. Howsomever, she is running a temperachewer that requires cooling fwaps from bat wings to bring down, as quacks won't spring her from hopsickle till her temp is normal. Since very little about bats can be considered normal, this could be a woild first.

ValkyrieReuters 

There once was a bat, Whinges named,

As Complaints Ossifer she wuz defamed,

Her solutions not cheered

When bats' whinges (NYW) she jeered,

Now for getting older, she will be blamed.

Batty Barfday Whinges - mudder of 3 groan-up batlings. Didnt enjoy squawking with you on the batphone and don't hope you has a good knight.

Valkyrie

Didn't get Whinges a barfday resent, mainly cuz I's a cheap-azzed bat. But I did get to tell her she's a contribooter to our gnu how-to-riot book which jest got accepted by a pooblisher.