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I'm always told I have one of those faces you see everywhere (when I am chubby I am Duchess of York, when I am thin I am Nicole Kidman- in between I am everyone's cousin or friend they usedta know).

But a friend sent me a book cover that has a model that looks like me! Creepy! The book is called Edge of Recall. I haven;t read it, don;t know who publishes it. But I'd sure love to know who the girl on the cover is!

Maybe I was cloned???

Catty 

Long, long, long day of taking gurl sprouts around a battiversary celebrat-tion. Among other hexciting events, Batling draped a python around her shoulders. The even bigger python wouldn't eat the pig they tried to feed it (pig was dead and frozen) and I shant get home tonight.

Also Batling and sprouts made bracelets out of balls they made from alpaca fur. While the alpacas watched. There's a joke in there somewhere, but I can't find it.

Catty 

Yeik sounds like the noise you make when it's dark and you don't want to wake anyone up and you accidentally step on the dog... or maybe that's the noise the dog makes?

Not familiar with the Pitt? Go have a swim, and don't worry, Gator's been fed. She won't bother you... much. 

Catty 

Well, if you've got whinging to do (NYW), this is the place to do it. Just don't expect help or sympathy. We gots nun of that.

So, a bazillion words? You been collecting dis-guarded scenes from the Pitt?

Catty 

Finally.... gasp...pant...sigh... I can speak English again...

Catty 

11. Bet it's too late to chat. I never notice these things. Mebbe we should have an agenda for these chats. Snort.

Catty 

Ewww, how helpful of you, Valkyrie. Don't you feel dirty now?

Catty 

Just tell the last appointment of each day they win a special prize- Take Home Photogs.

Catty 

(just wanted to fit in with the popular kids)

Catty 

So, DisGrace, if', you stop paying on Dizzy- do they send a repo man to put her back?

Catty