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Did anyone go to the bat chat last week? I don't remember reading anything about it and naturally, I missed it. Was just wondering. -- Guanna

Kudos and a sniff to Valkyrie on the thesis. As for me, I has a situation here. Someone ate all my Pods. It wasn't me. Forget the fact that I live alone. That doesn't prove anything. Or that no one else has been here during the time I had the Pods. That doesn't prove anything. Or that I found every last one of them delicious. That doesn't... oh, wait, that sorta does prove something. Never mind. I think I found the culprit. -- Guanna

Forgotted to say to sPam: House will be on iTunes for a couple of bucks after it airs. If'n you don't want to pay, you can go to fox.com and watch the whole episode for free 8 days after it airs. So you don't really have to miss it. -- Guanna

I have a haddock. And I kilt the cave. Not my day, I guess.

Beaurocracy is the same the world over. Fwapping for Knelling. Valkyrie, I wrote the zebra joke for my stoodents. They always need examples and therefore force me to be clever, which doesn't seem fair. They're s'posed to be rioting jokes, not me. The superstitious joke was on a TV show, making it much easier cuz I dint have to riot it. -- Guanna

According to my stats, I have 18 friends and 3 posts. I was surprised by the latter, as I thought I had written more than 3 posts, but apparently I'm wrong. eHarl wouldn't lie to me. Therefore, whoever it is who keeps posting as Guanna -- just cut it out! Take your moose and leave! Sheesh, what a pain she is. Meanwhile, I'll go back to posting only when I have something to say, which should translate to 3 posts in the next year or so. Gotta keep those numbers up. -- Guanna (the real one)

So I went to me mailbox and inside was a package from somebat whose name I won't mention (Whinges). I opens the package and find PODS! (Whinges) someone sent me Pods! After admiring the package for .034 seconds, I opened it and ate me a Pod. Mmmmmmmmm... Pods good. Guanna like Pods. Therefore I must crank the unknown bat (Whinges) whose name none of you will guess (Whinges) for the delectable treat from Oz. Yumpin' Yimminy Pods are Yumminy! Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, I'd like to thank Whinges for... something (PODS). -- Guanna

I don't have a muse. I have a moose. Darned inconvenient, I have to say. -- Guanna

Yeah, I had to cut 5,000 out of my other wip awhile back and thought that was tough. Cutting 19,000 is, well, I don't have to explain that to any of you. Knowing I had to do such serious cutting helped me decide not to riot woemance anymore. That's what I's cutting out. All the woemantic bits. So far, I've cut 11,000 words. Lost some great scenes. But I still have 8k left to cut and there's less woemance in the second half of the book. I'm going to have to go back through and be even more brutal the second time. I do believe this means someone needs to hand me some chocorat (and none of that dark stuff. Real chocorat, full of milky goodness). What? No volunteers? How odd. Oh, and Valkyrie, when I used to teach voice acting I gave everyone a three ring binder full of material for the course. Inside the front cover was a bag of M&Ms labeled: "Emergency vocal energy". Strangely, no one ever complained about getting the M&Ms. -- Guanna

no nudes on the UK song. I have a feeling that contestant didn't get chosen to be on the air. I never know the names of my stoodents (they use screen names) so I'll never know if any of them make it or not. And just an FYI, cutting 19,000 words out of a finished novel is hard. That is my whine for the day. -- Guanna