My Recent Comments

  • 05/12/2008 - 16:09
    Did you know that if you stir boiling s'getti sauce with a fork, then place fork into your mouth to taste the sauce, you will burn the crap out of your tounge?
  • 05/12/2008 - 15:34

    BATMAN MIGHTA BEEN RIOT. 

    DisGrace, you know he will remind us of this. Often.

    In udder gnus, yesterday Manatee informed me that I have wings. Is my battiness showing much?

  • 05/12/2008 - 06:28

    Forgotted what to say.

    Eating chocorat. It doesn't taste right. Maybe it's old? Or poisoned? Or am I sick?

  • 05/11/2008 - 04:24
    Found this... link when googling. Make sure you don't scroll down where there is a link for "buy online..."
  • 05/11/2008 - 04:15

    I don't have a muse. I have a moose. Darned inconvenient, I have to say.

    This did not make me laff so loud I was worried aobut waking snoozling Izzy.

    Also Guanna's post about thanking some nameless (Whinges) bat made me wonder... where do I sign up for youses comedy class?

    FWAPPY MUDDERS DAY and unMUDDERS DAY!

     

  • 05/09/2008 - 04:32
    CHOCORAT!!!! WHERE???
  • 05/09/2008 - 04:17

    Green puppy

    Guanna, just remove the words "the" and "and". What? I'z just being helpful!

  • 05/09/2008 - 03:45

    )))Whinges(((

    sPam, unfortunately the dh works at the same school where I sent the ads from. They WILL be needing more peeples as many of the american and brits and canadians are going back home again, but the dh is verrra much dyslexic and cannot teach those classes. (however you sPam could!)

    Forgotted what else I was guano say.

  • 05/07/2008 - 14:28

    The Hippo's dh found out today that he will not be hired back as a skreecher next year.

    See, there's this stoopid rule about teachers actually having a teacher's license or summat... and he doesn't. He teaches wood works, and is a licensed carpenter. However, a licensed "real" skreecher from anudder school applied for dh's job. Naturally licensed goes before unlicensed. However, this sux guano for the Hippo houshold, as the Hippo currently does not have a job. (Well, I have plenty of werk, just not so much money for it.)

    Five parents wrote letters to the principal telling her what a wonderful job the dh is doing with the stoodents. One of them is a man who's head of PTA and had talked to udder parents before rioting his letter. Anudder mudder called principal to say same thing.

    This makes no difference as he doesn not have the teacher's license. Which sux.

  • 05/07/2008 - 08:32

    )))DK(((

    In udder gnus, I's tarred. Which is not gnus. But I's still tarred.