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I fwapped too. 

Also fwapped at our dress rehearsal for our recital on Satireday.  Wuz not impressed wif myself because I actually did the dances, one ear completely clogged and all.

I stayed home from shurk today so that I could try and rest to get better.  It was truly horrid since I spent the day watching Sex and the City reruns.  Horrid, I tell you.  Cavey, though because I am jeallus of THAT Carrie and all her fabulous shoes and fancy clothes.  Methinks that Carrie and this Carrie need to swap places for a day.

~Goo, the decidedly less fabulous Carrie 

What? Doesn't anybat wanna share in my misery? Drekorates cave with used kleenex. There, that really adds to the ambatance, doesn't it?

I'd also like to thank the code in by node for this batty aweird. If it wern't for you and your crappy germies floating about, I'd a never had the opportunity to receive this oh-so-stylish kead thriller crown.

Hides in the corner with her crown, kleenex, and some mice cream.

Uncongrats on that Master of Farts, Valkyrie!

<glares about the cave> All right, now, which one a youse decided to be nice and share the crappy code in da node wif me?  I've already gone through half a box of kleenex and I've only been up an hour.  And I feel like my throat is coated in needles.  

In udder gnus, gotta take the 'lings to the dreadntist after skool today.  Meebe they'll let me sell them a kidney or some other not entirely necessary organ in order to pay for the flocking bill.  HATE that we don't have insurants, but it's cheaper for me to pay care credit than it would be for us to get dental insurants on our own.  How pathetic is that?

~Goo 

<i>You'll burn the crap outta your tongue</i> Didn't snicker at that, Hippo.  Although, burning the crap outta your tongue maybe seems like an ungood thing.  I know I sure don wan no crap in my tongue.

In udder gnus, I's DUN wif my first semester as a collitch student.  Ended up wif two A's and a B.  Wuzn't a bit proud of myself and didn't want to kiss the attractive-in-a-nerdy-sort-of-way professor that said so many nice things about me it made me eyes get all leaky.  Am now just trying to werk up the noive to give me co-shurker my notice that I iz DUN shurking wif her on July 31st.  Figure it's <gack> nice of me to give that much notice.  

Am also DUN wif helping BH be the den leader, girl scouts, youth group, sunday school skreeching, and after this Satireday, my dance class.  Most of these will be starting again in September, but I'm welcoming the break!  Iz horrid not to be running my batazz off every day of the weak!

~Goo, officaly DUN. 

Seems to sorta roll off the batty tongue, no?

In udder gnus, I thought I only had one final today.  I have now read my stuff correctly (coulda helped I finally put my contacts back in instead of being disillusioned and thinking that I can see wifout em), and have TWO finals due.  Plus about three other quizzes that I can do.  Before midnight tonight.  The udder final is two papers about political stuffs that I really just perfect my BS skills because I really don't have a clue what I'm talking about.

So, Kitsch sKat, are you like me and going back to skool?  Or will youse be stealing my title of resident baby bat?  Huh? Huh?

~Goo, BS'er extrordinairre

A chocorat CANDY treat.  Not a BAR.  Although that could certainly make for some hinteresting skreeching at the skool today. 

I'd throw a Gooey Death Glare at the children in my house that are driving me bonkers, but somehow that seems much less effective than an Aimless or Merde Death Glare.

~Goo 

And that comment above should otter prove it.  Lessee, I need to say crappy belated barfday to Valkyrie, welcome some skitschy newbat, and feel muchly gellous of Guanna and her treats.  Yes, maybe YOU can have those sorts of things delivered, but those of us in Podunk (which is probably only me) cannot get delivery from said Pizza Hut because the closest one is thirty miles away.

In udder gnus, I am officially done wif one class.  Two more finals this week, and then I am still debating taking a summer class that starts next weak.  Not sure if I wanna keep going, or take the summer off to recharge me brain.  We'll see how I feel after the next two finals.  I have written five papers in the last two days, and have two more to go before Thursday.  If only I could riot that much when I was trying to riot a book, I'd be done by now.  Mebbe even be a published awthor.

Off to go package up bars for skreecher depreciation.  The PTO is making treatsies for all the skreechers at our skools.  Figure I need to make sure that there are good depreciation traditions in place if I plan to be a skreecher here someday. 

~Goo

Lefse is hard to find even up here unless it's November.  But Kringla is good.  It's a sweet bread/cookie thing.  If'n you don't find youse hinternational market, I can give you the riskapee for that as well.

Not glad to hear Hippo is home, and am joining in the echoes of "rest, rest, rest!" 

Also not glad to hear that slosh is still kicking.  That doesn't sound the least bit scary.

In udder gnus, I am now in my last weak of School!  Have eleventy gillion papers to write between now and May 7th, but the end is nigh.  That is, unless my financial aid comes through and I end up being able to take summer classes.  Oy.

~Goo 

Aimless, did you ever find one of them topsy-turvy 'mater growing thingies for cheaper than you'd found them before?  Becuz I saw them at a store today for $12.99 and wuz guano call you till I dismembered I don't have any batty phone numbers in my gnu phone.  So if you still need one, lemme know and I'll get you one.

 )))))sPam((((( Sux guano and that's pretty much all I can say about it.

~Goo 

Oh, they ended up all playing in the snow.  Toady got buried on the sled and Diva's jacket was soaked.  But after that they were too cold and wanted to go in.  I just didn't let them roll around on the ground and crawl around on their knees, which is a necessity for snowman building. 

And no, I didn't place the leaf.  Although it is cavily well placed, innit?