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Fwapping in to wish everybatty a crappy mudder's day.  It's mucho muddy here- where did the nice weather go, Slosh? 

Had a terrible time in NC last weak at DD#2's gradumacation.  Went to the Melting Pot in Myrtle Beech. Don't wreckommend anybatty go there at all. It's way expensive, but the chocorat is to die for, and so is the cheese...

I got a call from Strykerbat.  He's still in Sadar City, but he sounded good.  6 months to go. 

Oh, and gloaty mcgloat.  I won a radio contest Fryday, so'z I can  now say I'm smarter than a 4th grader.  Good thing cuz I wuz kinda worried about that.  I won two tickets to Jesus Christ Superstar and four tickets to watch the ponies at Churchill Downs.  Hope everybatty is doing crappy as usual.

Chigger

Okay, does anybatty else have trouble getting into the Cave?  Everytime I try to get in here, it takes me to the archives.  When I try clicking on Forums and Cafe Social (or whatever it's called) it gives me the archives.  I stink somebatty is trying to archive me.  I don't have time to keep clicking on linkies and hoping I'll find the cave.  I have deport cards to do.

))))))))))hippo(((((((((((

Chigger

Yes, Chigger is still alive.  Betcha didn't even notice I wuz gone.  Actually, I'm not gone, jest dealing with a lot of issues riot now.  I'ze been dealing with some health problems and have been trying to focus on getting mo healthy (is that allowed in the cave?).  Getting in lots of hexercise and keeping track of the shirt I'm eating seems to take up a lot of time, but so far there's 25 less pounds of fluff to cart around.  I got my classroom moved to the gnu old, cramped room.  The class from heckadoodle has taken a definite turn for the worse.  I'm jest trying to survive the school year and feeling bad for the first grade screechers who will get t hese kiddos next year.  We're on spring broked riot now, thank doG. Strykerbat was home on leave but is now back in Iraq - right smack dab in the middle of heavy dooty fighting.  One of his platoon seargents was killed.  The guy had five kids at home.  This so called war really sucks pond water.  Hugs to all the bats what needs em.

Chigger

I won't consol you and say that being a finalist in the Eppies is a great honor, cuz that would make you feel mo bettah and that would be plain wrong.  Obviously those peepuls don't know squat or you wouldda won, so P~~~~~~~~ on them. 

We got like a foot of snow over the past two days.  It's piled into 3 and 4 foot drifts in spots.  I tried to take GB sledding, but one push down the hill buried him and the sled.  It's too powdery even fer snowballs, so maybe tomorrow.  In udder gnus, Strykerbat is home.  He gotted in late last night, after 21 hours of flying/waiting in Dullazz fer 8 hours to get a flight.  He sounded tired, but oh so good. 

Chigger

)))))))all sick/hurty bats and fambily, fiends(((((((((((.  We have anudder snow day today, but this time we have real, honest to gosh snow-maybe a foot by tomorrow.  I made some disgustingly healthy applesauce oatmeal muffins and they aren't a bit delicious.  The grandbattling doesn't like them either. 

Strykerbat is supposed to be home (in Seatattle) today I stink.  I hope he makes it, because DD2 is in Portland until tomorrow and she hasn't seen her brother in years. 

I wonder if I can convince the GB to take the OBN with me?

Lazychigger

Miskate, I feed my dog the same way you feed yours.  I'm just not up to grinding up fish heads and liver.

))))scrapedupCearha(((((((.  Don'tcha know bikes is supposed to be upright? 

Destructo dawg decided to dig in the yard.  I was not happy.  I let him in the house and he ran in the hallway, leaving muddy pawprints all over.  I steam cleaned the hall, then I washed destructo dawg.  I wuz planning on washing him anyhow today.  Then we went fer a walkie around the neighborhood, which is kinda hilly.  The weather was the nicest so far this year (not cavespeak).  We get one more nice day, and then the snow and cold return.  Bleurgh.

Chigger

So I went into the bathroom to do my thing.  As I was sitting down, I noticed that I needed to put a new roll of toilet paper on the holder.  As I tried to put the roll on, the roller flew through the air.  When I tried to catch it, my elbow hit the ceramic kleenex holder on the back of the toilet.  I bent over to pick it up, and when I came back up, my head hit the very sharp corner of the towel bar on the shower door.  I stink I'ze guanno go back to bed.

Not sure when Stryker Bat is coming in, it's all verra hush hush.  He told my DDIL that he'd call from Texazz when he gets that far.

SoreheadedChigger

)))))))Aimless((((((((.  My  DD has had that happen twice and I know that's mega ouchie.

This time next week, Strykerbat should be in Seatattle for his two weeks of R&R.  I can't afford the airfare to go see him, but it will definitely be a relief (NOT cavespeak) to know he's safe and sound fer a coupla weeks. 

Yesterday we had Career Day at skool.  I wuz not impressed in the least with my kiddos.  Unfortunately, that's not cave speak.  Some of the kids were really good, but a bunch of them were rude and disruptive.  I sent home some not too nicely worded notes to some parents because these parents don't seem to care that their child's behavior is an embarassment to those around them.  Kicks PITA parents into the Pitt. There ya go Gator, I hope you're hungry.

Chigger

Y'all have to stop it with the OBH.  I had it yesterday, and I don't want it back again today.  It felt like somebatty was stabbing me in my left eye.  Of course its prolly because my ear and left side of my face are STILL stopped up. I hope my quack gives me something on Chewsday to clear it up.

I woke up at 1:30 this moaning and couldn't go back to sleep.  The gnus paper never came.  I'm almost afraid to go to werk. 

Fer anybatty with kidlets- you can download a free copy of Horton Hears a Who at this site.  https://www.kidthing.com/  I dunno how to do the linky thing in this cave no more, but it's an interesting site.

Chigger